Tip of the week: Give up your mo's

This weeks tip of the week has long been on my brain. Ever since I can remember, my mother has purchased me mo's* for good ole valentine's day.

And since I can remember, the only pair of underwear i have ever had to personally throw away were destroyed during a gambling match that i didn't win, the rest of my underwear either got lost or were thrown away by my mom when she did my laundry. That is until Maya May, "the underwear eater" decided to destroy my life and my underwear.

Anyways, the first couple times she got a hold of my underwear she would sniff it and lick it (typing that makes me want to shower off the dirtiness I just left in everyone's mind). Funny and cute dog behavior right? WRONG, because that simple action sniffing and licking turned in to eating. And she only eats the crotch. SICK.

TipOFTheWeek: IF YOU OWN A DOG - DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR. You don't need to clean or throw away what isn't dirty or ruined.


*My niece calls underwear mo's because her first pair had nemo's on them. too cute. Of course the underwear she buys me are cute, colorful and NOT thongs. Actually, I'm pretty sure my mom vomits a little every time she thinks about wearing thongs.