Not Me Monday

I did not lose my cell phone at least once every day this week, because I am not getting old and losing my memory.

I did not enviously gaze at children playing during recess at an elementary school while drive back to work from lunch and certinaly did not longing wish for my youthful days back.

I did not sit in my office alone three mornings this week, because my coworkers were in the office where they were supposed to be.

I did not have fun playing Frisbee with my husband with a left over, over-sized pancake in our family room, because that's not funny at all.

I did not curse the scale on Sunday when I weighed myself, because I definitely did not gain the “newly married 15.”

I did not revert back to my high school days and definitely did not dance on the bowling alley with a friend to the Cupid Shuffle.

wait. wait a minute, yes I did, I did do every single one of those things.